One of the big appeals of owning a motorcycle, especially a Harley, is that loud, chugging noise that the engine makes when you rev it up. People actually modify their bikes to make them noisier.

I can not stand that shit. There’s nothing wrong wth enjoying the sound of your machine, but I just can’t understand the decibel fascination. I’m in love with my Honda- it sounds good but doesn’t wake up the neighbors. But if they weren’t so impractical and ugly, I’d buy one of those silent, hydrogen powered bikes. I mean- it’s a stealth bike, right? Awesome!

Anyway, Scott and I were talking about this the other day. Invading other people’s ear-space with my noise doesn’t interest me at all. My dick is quite large enough already thank you.