Hillary Has a Waffle-Maker that Works Under Water

by Brendan Anthony on April 04th, 09:04am 2008

Oh man, what a hilarious take-down of Hillary in regards to those unfortunate fibs about being sniped at in Bosnia.

Her response to being caught lying to a military audience, when she invented a story about being under sniper fire in Bosnia, was to say it wasn’t surprising she got some things wrong, seeing how she spoke millions of words every day. What a magnificent idea, that if you say lots of words some of them are bound to be fantastic lies. So if you listen carefully to horse-racing commentators they say things like “And it’s Teddy’s Boy still leading three furlongs out as they come up to the fourth last fence with Nip and Tuck two lengths behind by the way I fought a tiger once, punched it clean out and they’re all safely over.”

The rest of the article is even better. What a disturbing episode this whole thing is- a rare and pathetic combination of being willing to say anything and being unaware that we live in the 21st century. Of course, it would be rare, if we didn’t just live through 8 years of the same.

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